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Circle Etiquette for Beginners!
Posted by AlmostWitch137 on 2010-11-29 15:31:59 |
| NOTE: This is purely for fun. Absolute humor. If you take this seriously, you probably either a) didn't read this or b) take life too seriously to begin with. p.s. i didnt write this i just thought it was funny ENJOY! "A HUMOUROUS GUIDE TO CIRCLE ETIQUETTE FOR BEGINNERS" 1. Always visit the bathroom before you step into the circle. Some High Priests and Priestesses tend to be a bit long-winded and it may be a while. 2. Never tell a High Priest or Priestess that they are a bit long-winded. 3. If you MUST drop your athame on someone's foot, drop it on your own, but remember, reconsecration is long-winded. 4. Never wear ritual jewelry that is gaudier than that being worn by the High Priestess. Rank has its privileges. 5. Privileges of rank include chanting loudest and singing off-key. If you wish to usurp these privileges, do so SOFTLY. 6. Never goose anybody with your wand, unless it is specifically called for in the ritual. 7. Always move and send things Deosil around the circle. Deosil meaning in the apparent clockwise rotation of the sun around the earth; unless of course you are from the Southern hemisphere (or otherwise facing North), where the sun seems to go counterclockwise around the earth. Then again, there is always the moon which although it seems to be going Deosil is actually sneaking around going Widdershins...When in doubt, stand between two or more people and do what they do. 8. Never drink the last of the wine. The High Priest or Priestess are probably saving the dregs for themselves. 9. Don't worry about how you look when you're skyclad. Everybody else is too busy worrying about how they look skyclad to notice. 10. Never "accidently" drip hot candlewax on someone else's naked tush. 11. Always allow at least two hours after eating Schezwan or jalapenos before attending a circle and kissing everyone. 12. Do not disrupt a closed circle by walking through it. Many insects and small animals may cross the circle without disrupting it and under these circumstances are considered psychically Null and Void. Disrupt the circle and you may be considered a bit Null and Void yourself. 13. In the case of unwanted or unforeseen spiritual manifestation do not run or scream. You will only draw their attention. 14. Remember: Your gravitational attraction to candlewax, spilled wine, incense smoke and candle flames is in direct proportion to the cost of dry-cleaning your robe. 15. Anything which you allow to follow you home from the Astral is unlikely to be housebroken. 16. Never touch anyone else's ritual tools or gear without their permission. Attack training is common. |
| Posted by aleta on 2010-11-30 13:29:25 |
| Thanks so much I feels good to laugh, we should add one more thing to the list: Do not eat prior to the High Priestess this will give you dirty looks from fellow members... speaking of experience, LOL.. took me forever to get back into grace again. )O( |
| Posted by Basch on 2010-12-13 19:47:44 |
| Very clever! Keeping it informative, while also being quick-witted. Blessed be, and the Goddess sends much praise! |
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