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Revenge |
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| By SexiVampire | 2010-07-24 04:50:40 |
| Step 1 Plot your revenge. As any good revenge artist knows, little sisters are always prepared for the attack. You must plan carefully for any circumstance. For instance, if you are planning to show her new boyfriend bathtub pictures from when she was a baby, make sure she doesn't have any of yours to do the same with. Step 2 Involve no one except yourself. Little sisters are devious creatures with ears everywhere. Don't count on her jilted ex-boyfriend to help you out. He may have a lot of good ideas, but that doesn't mean he still doesn't like her on some level. He may use the knowledge of your plot to send her best friend's boyfriend sultry messages using her email to secure another date with her. Step 3 Avoid your parents. Okay, don't actually avoid your parents--that just makes them suspicious--but avoid letting them know that you feel at all inclined toward revenge against your little sister. Parents always feel sorry for the baby of the family. They won't appreciate it when you get her drunk and have a Turkish fertility symbol tattooed on her back. Step 4 Set up for your plan. Find a remote location to store your nefarious goods. Use a hidden trunk at a friends house, but don't let the friend know what you're putting in there. You don't want them to know that you're planning on giving your sister chocolate-covered grasshoppers rather than those peanut clusters she loves. Step 5 Make your sister suspicious. Tell her that you want to do something for her as an apology for all those times you picked on her. She will be suspicious at your motives, but so curious that she will have to meet you, only to discover that you have set her up on a blind date with the biggest nerd in her school. Step 6 Invite her friends. Although revenge is best served cold, it is not fulfilling if there is no one to witness it, especially if you are going to be putting bugs and snakes in her bed during her birthday party sleepover. Step 7 drop the bomb. At this point it doesn't matter if you are sharing a picture slide show of her most embarrassing family moments, or if you are painting her bedroom hot pink and covering it with My Pretty Pony figurines. Just be ready to run and hide when you are done. |
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